Icarus - Bastille
Luke: *casually slides album toward toddler*
Toddler: *casually slides it back*
british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.
If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
i wish i was as cool as this guy
Fucking lmao at this one